I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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