dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
