Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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