Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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