i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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