Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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