At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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