You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
So I just went to clothing optional bar
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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