The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Actions speak louder than pants.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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