i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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