Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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