no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Im part way to drunk.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
