if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Barsexuality is the new black.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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