kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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