She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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