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He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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