did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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