It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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