my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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