know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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