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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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