Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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