Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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