What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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