it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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