she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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