Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm getting married
To pizza
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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