singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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