wrigley field is MILF paradise
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
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I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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