Your tits are I can't wait for
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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