i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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