ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
My life is pants optional.
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