It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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