I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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