My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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Vodka?
Forever.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
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he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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