Will you blow on my dice?
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
kristin has been a bad kristin
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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