Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
