Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
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