I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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