There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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