Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
kristin has been a bad kristin
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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