Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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