i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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