Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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