let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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