Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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