we have officially lost it.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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