if you like me you must not know who I am
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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