Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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