I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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