put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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