He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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