do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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