She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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