So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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